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i have a sandwich problem

i continually make the same mistakes

when it comes to sandwiches

mistake #1:

cucumbers

i really like cucumbers

but for some reason, every time i get them on my sandwich

i don't like it and i think 'next time, no cucumbers'

but next time comes and i order cucumbers

sometimes i even have a little argument with myself

and then still end up ordering cucumbers

mistake #2:

my eyes are always bigger than my stomach

typically by the time i get around to eating,

i'm starving.....famished....

about to kill over from lack of nourishment

so i convince myself that i can eat a whole

(or a foot long if i'm at Subway)

every single time i make it through half the sandwich

only to realize what a fool i was to order a whole

mistake #3:

justifying

i always justify ordering a whole or a foot long

based on the fact that i will just save the rest

and eat it for lunch the next day

never happens

we all know why

by the time tomorrow comes

your sandwich is soggy

so instead of getting two lunches out of one

i end up wasting half of my lunch

and going hungry the next day

or spending more money

on another foot long sandwich

with cucumbers